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I know that there have been stories similar to this one (which is rather depressing), but I decided immediately to submit it because of how he kept going.

It was 1 AM on a school night and I was hanging out in a study room in my dorm with a mixed group of friends. We were becoming increasingly crazy, so the conversation was centered around things like childbirth and genitalia, naturally. At some point, the fact that females have three holes came up, and one male friend told us that we only have two, because the urethra joins the vagina or something. We explained how it works (which we shouldn’t have to do with a science major, or any other adult) and pointed out that we would sort of know just from living, but he wasn’t having it. He was on his laptop, so he proceeded to pull up a diagram. We pointed to the urethra, but he insisted that it was an “opening,” not a “hole.” We asked how an opening for urine could exist without a hole, and he explained that our inability to agree on the subject was due to the fact that “We have different definitions of a hole.”

  1. femalemonsters reblogged this from mansplained and added:
    my new favourite blog.
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  3. perversetoamiracle reblogged this from feminist-space and added:
    This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
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  6. redravenmiss reblogged this from mansplained and added:
    Wow, just wow. Also this blog is fabulous!!
  7. betty-adriana reblogged this from mansplained and added:
    WOW! His parents should ask that school for a refund.
  8. tappedout reblogged this from mansplained and added:
    I think he means that if he can’t stick his dick in it, it’s not a “real” hole.
  9. elidyce reblogged this from mansplained and added:
    Yes. We define it as ’ a hole’ while you define it as ‘a thing that cannot exist if it would prove me wrong’.
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  13. calanthe reblogged this from mansplained and added:
    My brother once asked me how people pee when they are on their periods. :/
  14. whisky--tango--foxtrot reblogged this from theparadoxymoron and added:
    THE DEFINITION OF HOLE IS LITERALLY AN OPENING IN SOMETHING. What a jackwad. I got mansplained by a jackass while...
  15. theparadoxymoron reblogged this from mansplained and added:
    …and also different definitions of a-hole.
  16. womxxn reblogged this from helspawn and added:
    All I can think reading this is that his definition of a “hole” is something he could conceivably fit his dick into...
  17. helspawn reblogged this from mansplained and added:
    This is tragically hilarious.
  18. dorotheemantooth reblogged this from mansplained and added:
    I’m so glad that we women have an unspoken pact to keep men like this from procreating. I really hope they all die out...
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